Month: January 2025

Villified, crucified, labelled and ostracized,

You hear about ‘em now and then, would never want to share space with them,

‘Lest you catch something nasty or five, won’t be caught dead joining the hive, no point giving them your attention, save it for the ones that matter,

Once were civilians dissatisfied, wanting to get more out of life,

OF seemed their savior, their content making ‘em richer and richer,

Gotta stay ahead the pack, naughty pics can only take ‘em far,

Take it to extremes, the type of snuff that’d make The Pope weep,

One on one might not be enough, crank it on the up and up,

Two, three, four or five to play with? Why not take it to the hundreds and thousands?

Lily, Bonnie and their peers, what they do might be sick,

But what of all these dudes that play? All these enablers and super simps?

Can’t condone what they do, call it the height of degeneracy,

Ain’t no going back from this, it’ll haunt them for eternity,

Doing it for the bag, easy money and grounds to brag, they’re rolling in millions instead of rags, despite being branded slags,

Hate it or love it they’re out there hustling, you have the right to switch off and ignore ‘em,

You see ‘em putting out challenges, begging for participants,

100 losers, maybe 1,000, doesn’t matter if they’re married or minor,

Shoot their goals if you want but save some ammo for the fools they’re baiting,

Any sane, respectable mind would keep on walking, carry on their business,

So much to do and see, no time for these shenanigans,

Contrast with those that accept, the simps and the desperate, some already paired with another, slipping further and further down the gutter.

Surprise surprise, records broken and achieved,

Mission accomplished, R-I-P to pride and dignity,

Nothing to cry about, they gave it up for clout, they have nothing more to lose, but to the fellas it’s nothing but bad news,

You added to the degradation of society, how empty must your life be to partake in this filth so flippantly?

And to those with rings on their fingers, are y’all fucking serious?

Why betray your missus for glorified harlots? Now you’d sunk the dagger in her, was the cheap thrill even worth it?

If you’d done it for experience and cred, sadly the opposite happened, heads shake at the mention of your name, you’re just another body on her record,

Or maybe you were dying to meet your idol, probably dreamed of a happily ever after,

Sorry to break it to ya, she’ll never be into ya, just wanted to use ya to set some useless record,

Bottom line, you boys ain’t immune from scorn, if anything you deserve it more,

They had their own twisted reasons, but you’re the fools that helped make them famous.

So there it is, self-sabotage for social media clout,

Hundreds, thousands of trains through tunnels, might as well had made a deal with the devil,

And to the participants, look elsewhere if you want to be applauded,

Had your ride on the village bike? Good job, Fool, way to be productive,

Better keep an eye open for any of them symptoms, even if you’d worn ‘protection’, you may need to get tested, no telling what they could be carrying,

And so their shit show rolls on, more content posted for the lonely,

Not something to tell the kiddies, if they even have any,

So continues the fall of man, but perhaps talks of doom are misguided,

Many call out the debauchery, sane minds exist, still, among the lunacy.

They say we can’t be pals, that it can never be,

Why? You ask, no room for platonic with opposites, apparently,

Temptation has the final say, unless one of us is gay,

Hook-ups are inevitable, getting fresh inevitable as day,

Can’t fight biology, urges and all, put ‘em together long enough, clothes are bound to fall,

And don’t get started on situations when one or both are committed,

They may stay faithful, others lack respect and discipline, it’s a one-in-two-chance, why even risk it?

Better keep an eye on ‘em, so they’re sayin’, ‘lest you want to lose ‘em,

Guys and gals just can’t be pals, don’t say they didn’t warn ya.

But who are they to presume that all are crude and crass?

That it’s straight to the sack as soon as they cross paths?

How little trust must you have towards ‘em if you ain’t letting ‘em mingle with others, can’t control ‘em 24/7, you ain’t their mother or father,

Sounds like y’all are projecting your own lack of self-control, perhaps your own insecurities,

How’d you feel if the tables were turned? If they’re dictating with whom you’re allowed to converse,

If there’s love and respect they’d behave themselves, never do you dirty,

So leave that distrust at the door, no one looks good oozing petty jealousy,

And what if they befriended the opposite gender before they met their significant other?

They supposed to leave them behind? Their ride or dies for life?

Your issues aren’t their burden, your paranoia could cause them to flick ya,

The hell you even doing with ‘em if you ain’t trusting ‘em? That shit sounds fucking counter-productive.

Sit and chill out, let ‘em all be pals,

You wouldn’t want the same treatment, to have your own circles limited,

But of course, there’s also that proverbial elephant in the room,

This can only work if both parties agree to keep it cool,

No catching feelings, no silly business and fooling around,

If one or both can’t or won’t then it’s obviously a big, glaring ‘nope’,

But if they’re just hanging out, chopping up like a couple of buds,

No need to get worked up, let ‘em have friends while you have yours,

And if they ran together long before you’d arrived, your demands to separate ‘em instantly disqualified, couples aren’t always certain but true friendship lasts forever.

Crown Prince Freddie to be crowned,

Japan done got shook up,

Mel Hoskins passed away, did a murderer get away?

Davey Warner’s baggy green, Mickey Mouse copyright,

Storms in Melbourne, cloud and thunder up the sky,

Plane crash in Tokyo, shades of Tenerife,

Epstein’s list been revealed, hard to tell if it’s legit,

Housing crisis in Victoria, Oscar Pistorious released from prison,

Relief for home buyers, is it real or we’re just dreaming?

Wissam Tawil killed in an airstrike, Rot In Pieces, serves ya right,

Jo Koy and the Golden Globes, disastrous opening monologue,

Woolies Aussie Day controversy, is Michelle Obama running for the top job?

Covid wave in the east coast, thought we’d left this long ago,

Avalanche in California, at PNG they’re rioting,

Houthi rebels on the run, airstrikes over Yemen,

King Freddie and Queen Mary, Donnie wins in Iowa,

Supermarkets VS Farmers, knife crime victim families wanting answers,

Alec Baldwin slapped with manslaughter, Roger Rogerson bites the dust,

ScoMo quits politics, Albo out here breaking promises,

Plane crash on Sydney Harbor, Kirrily hits Queensland,

Djokovic out the Open, Neo Nazis protesting,

Donnie fined for defamation, shark attack on Sydney Harbor,

Sinner, Sabalenka, the Open champs, Godfreys just went under.

Imran Khan goes to prison, interest rates are falling,

Queensland weather woes, King Charles has cancer,

RBA rates on hold, Miley, Taylor and The Grammys

Disappearance of Samantha Murphy, to this day remains a mystery,

Beaurepaires goes bust, another one bites the dust,

Kurtley Beale not guilty, attacks in Melbourne CBD,

Kansas City wins the Superbowl, wild weather and power failures in Victoria,

Super Bowl parade, shots fired, more gun crime in America,

Taylor Swift in Australia, Swifties running riot,

Alexei Navalny’s passing in a lonely Russian prison,

Asbestos in public places, Woolies CEO calls it quits,

Virgin CEO packs it in, what’s with all these quitters?

Disappearance of Jesse Baird, eventually was found dead,

Karen Webb in trouble, Aaron Bushnell’s self-immolation

Return of Brittany Higgins, tax cuts they just announced,

Brian Mulroney passed away, Telstra done blacked out.

NRL in Vegas, Sam Kerr accused of racism,

Biden VS Trump rematch, who’d have ever thought it’d happen?

Princess Kate photo controversy, speculations on the daily,

Oppenheimer, Cilian Murphy, Emma Stone, Billie Eilish at the Oscars,

Mining tragedy in Ballarat, McDonalds has a blackout,

Russian election, there can only be one winner,

Y’all know who it is, long live the demented dictator,

Australia and China, have they finally squashed the beef?

Donnie shades Kevvy, Princess Kate has cancer,

Terrorist attack in Russia, Diddy gets busted,

Bridge crash in Baltimore, AFL drug scandal, we’ve seen it all before.

King Charles here for Easter, Bruce Lehrmann in big trouble,

Give it up for Australia’s new Governor-General,

Israeli airstrike deaths, earthquake hits Taiwan,

Kieren Loveridge is paroled, was another’s life really worth all that?

Rain bomb on the east coast, earthquake hits New York,

Solar Eclipse over the Americas, Nathan Templeton left the building,

Penny Wong backs the two-state, OJ Simpson passed away,

Israel-Iraq airstrikes, Bruce Lehrmann found guilty,

Riot in Bondi, give it up for the hero cop,

Church stabbing in Sydney, Taylor Swift’s new album,

Aussie astronaut Katherine Bennell-Pegg, Musk and Albo, they be beefing,

Queensland knife crimes, Arj Barker controversy,

March for DV victims, may the perps be brought to justice,

Bonza done went bust, so much for all that hype,

NSW clubs data leak, hackers got ‘em all in strife.

Brothers killed in Mexico, more rain on the East Coast,

Knife crimes in NSW, QLD still copped it most,

Hamas agrees to ceasefire, can you really take their word?

Chinese and Aussie forces go at it, Air Vanuatu falling downward,

Palestine set to join the UN, Budget released for another year,

Trouble in New Caledonia, Robert Fico hit by bullets,

DV crackdowns, Brad Arthur’s marching orders,

Usyk beats Fury, Ebrahim Raisi killed,

ICC goes after Hamas, Netanyahu wasn’t spared,

Singapore place crash, Vivid on for another year,

Landslide in PNG, Qatar airways plane crash,

Tornado in the Bible Belt, Rafa out the French Open,

Andrew Giles in trouble, China lifts the beef ban,

Donnie found guilty, is his campaign in jeopardy?

New President for Mexico, India retains Modi,

NDIS fraud scandal, Pete Costello quits in a hurry,

Dr. Michael Mosley found dead, Hunter Biden gun possession,

A free man now is Jarryd Hayne, Princess Kate at the King’s birthday,

Cate Campbell’s retirement, Robert Irwin and Pauline Hanson beefing,

Jerry Seinfeld in Australia, Justin Timberlake arrested,

Bird Flu hits Hawkesbury, Stonehenge is vandalized,

Peter Dutton and nuclear power, R.I.P to Donald Sutherland,

Julian Assange coming home, Joe and Donnie live debate,

ANZ acquires Suncorp, shareholders surely winners,

Fatima Payman benched, Sam Mostyn sworn in.

Stabbing at USYD, Biden stays defiant,

Fatima Payman quits the ALP, Keir Starmer the new British PM,

France’s snap election, Russian spies in Australia,

Charges dropped for Alec Baldwin, we all saw it coming,

Donnie Trump shot at, nicked him in the ear,

Roars of why the sniper missed, among them that duo Tenacious D,

Spain wins the Euros, NSW wins Origin,

IT outage around the world, Hackers are destructive,

Biden gives up, finally, Kamala Harris his replacement,

Aussie attacked in Paris, athletes robbed in Belgium,

Netanyahu in the USA, Olympics kicks off in Paris,

Controversy right from jump, Aussies off to a golden start,

Reshuffle at Albo’s, Israel and Hamas still at war,

Hamas and Hezbollah leaders killed, yet they keep coming back for more,

Titmus and O’Callaghan bringing home the bacon, golden girls keep breaking records.

Imane Khelif controversy, Kamala the Dems’ poster girl,

Gold for Cam, Kaylee and Saya, in the UK they are rioting,

Legionnaires in Melbourne, more gold for Australia,

Earthquake in Japan, Foxtel up for the taking,

Taylor Swift concert targeted, RayGun the breakdancer,

Khelif and Ting gold medalists, contentious ending for women’s boxing,

Olympics done for another year, LA in 2028,

Arrests made for Matthew Perry’s passing, talk about a year too late,

Thailand has a new PM, Sydney Metro opening,

DNC convention, Kamala officially the leader,

RFK endorses Donnie, earthquake over at the Hunter,

Is Oasis coming back? CFMEU protesting,

Warmth, wild wind, bushfires, is it still winter?

Summer with the headstart, no doubt gonna be a scorcher,

Paralympics underway, Aussies kinda did ok.

Wild weather hits Sydney and Melbourne, seems like ongoing weather patterns,

Russia, Ukraine, Israel, Palestine, all of ‘em still fighting,

Economic growth slowed, Bill Shorten’s retirement,

Linkin Park’s comeback, a new lead singer part of it,

Cracked rail at Central, trains once again in limbo,

James Earl Jones passed away, protests in Melbourne,

Donnie VS Kammy in Philly, Brett Button goes to prison,

Justin Timberlake pleads guilty, Donnie shot at yet again,

CFMEU protests, Israel and Lebanon, is a war imminent?

Hezbollah leader killed in an airstrike, Brisbane Lions beat Sydney Swans.

Beirut bombings kicking off the month,

Penrith scores their big four,

More protests in the city, mercy flights from Lebanon,

Hurricanes in the US, an attempt once again on Donnie,

George Negus, Liam Payne, both of them passed away,

Accident at the Harbor Bridge, Yahya Sinwar, rot in pieces,

King and Queen in Australia, Netanyahu’s house bombed by Hezbollah,

Lidia Thorpe attention-seeking, another train strike on the cards,

Terror in Turkiye, Queensland gets a new leader,

Qantas is in trouble, Alan Joyce, WHERE YOU AT!?

Knight’s Choice wins the Melbourne Cup, and the winner is Donald Trump,

Cue the jokes of US migrants, UK, Canada, here they come,

Soccer brawl in Amsterdam, Claire Nowland inquest,

Bondi stabbing inquest, Indonesia once again volcanic,

Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, Alan Joyce is in trouble,

Ukraine fires at Russia, retaliation is inevitable,

Sydney train strikes averted, methanol poisoning up in Laos,

Bali Nine going home, ain’t nobody saw that coming,

Kristian White found guilty, Lidia Thorpe suspended,

Social media age limits, will work or will it bust?

Queen Camila’s health woes, Woolies strike in Melbourne,

South Korea, martial law, at the last minute called off,

Earthquake in San Francisco, Synagogue bombed in Melbourne,

Anger, disbelief and outrage, absent once again is Albo,

Notre Dame reopens, Al-Assad overthrown,

Brian Thompson murdered, Luigi Mangione behind the gun,

Daniel Penny not guilty, BLM took it badly,

Lindt Café Siege in the city, it’s been ten years already,

Bali Nine brought back home, alcohol poisoning in Fiji,

Earthquake in Vanuatu, Alan Joyce in bigger barney,

Trains messed in Sydney, ‘tis not the season for this bullshit,

Christmas market chaos in Germany, perp better be dealt with good and proper,

Blake VS Justin, 50 years since Tracy,

Ran roughshod over Darwin, worst Christmas in Aussie history,

More bushfires in Victoria, Sydney to Hobart tragedy,

LawConnect wins the race, Azerbaijan plane crash,

Donnie done backflipped, Tik Tok got the go-ahead,

No ban just yet, negotiations in its place instead,

Plane crash in South Korea, RIP, President Carter,

Russia and Ukraine still at war, Hamas and Israel still got beef,

Another year come to pass, is there an end to all this shit!?