Lunchtime bell chimes, highlight of the day besides\nafternoon dismissal,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Over the terrain, monsoon-like conditions are finally\ntapering,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teacher dismissed the class, handed out homework in the\nprocess,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Adding another cog to that never-ending carousel of\nassessment tasks and tests,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our man packed his things then headed out the door, off to\nmeet his chums for lunch, pick up on what they\u2019d been chopping \u2018bout before,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stepped out onto the concrete, segued over to the grass to\nmake way for on-comers, namely jocks, big enough to put him on his ass,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bad move, Champ, wet soil and worn shoes are a deadly\ncombination,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our guy slipped into a seated position, from there kicking\noff epic humiliation,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That ass smeared with brown, stained much of his trousers,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
All around him an orchestra of laughter, even from those\nchecking on his welfare, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
His stoicism intact he stands, his brown behind only adding\nfuel to the fire, the masses got something to laugh about over the next\nhalf-hour,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Luckily for him, he lived not too far away, simply ambled to\nthe parking lot, fired up his ride, made the short drive to where he resides,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Changed pants before heading back, still with some time to\nspare,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Practically inhaled his food before the sound of the\nafternoon bell,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Back to class he went with the rest of his peers, time to\nsmash the last two periods,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had him a nice trip, certainly, but one that he\u2019ll want to\nforget about in a hurry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Lunchtime bell chimes, highlight of the day besides afternoon dismissal, Over the terrain, monsoon-like conditions are finally tapering, Teacher dismissed the class, handed out homework in the process, Adding another cog to that never-ending carousel of assessment tasks and tests, Our man packed his things then headed out the door, off to meet his chums … <\/p>\n