Here we go, first class in Food Tech,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That\u2019s cooking class to the uninitiated, a new world opens\nin eighth grade,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Students split into groups, assigned a stove each,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Complete with tools and equipment necessary to whip up a\nsimple meal,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ain\u2019t no Masterchef <\/em>shit\nhere, gotta start with basics first,<\/p>\n\n\n\n Excitable teens quickly presenting challenges for teacher,<\/p>\n\n\n\n For the most part they\u2019re diligent, some more experienced\nthan others,<\/p>\n\n\n\n The temptation to trigger a food fight must be\nall-consuming,<\/p>\n\n\n\n Thought the class needed laughs so you did the next best\nthing,<\/p>\n\n\n\n Pinned a knife between your right armpit, stumblin\u2019 like a\nstabbing victim,<\/p>\n\n\n\n Had your groupmates giggling while others shook their\nnoggins,<\/p>\n\n\n\n Teacher wasn\u2019t buying it, boy did he see red,<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ordered you to see him after class, better get ready for\nhe\u2019s about to whup your ass,<\/p>\n\n\n\n Slapped you with after school detention, the price of your\nclowning,<\/p>\n\n\n\n Come home time while others are charging out the gates,\nyou\u2019re sitting in a room ruing your mistake,<\/p>\n\n\n\n Good luck explaining to your folks why you came home so\nlate,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Til then, sit back and relax, still got hours on your\nsentence,<\/p>\n\n\n\n There\u2019s no other way around it, Dude you played yourself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Here we go, first class in Food Tech, That\u2019s cooking class to the uninitiated, a new world opens in eighth grade, Students split into groups, assigned a stove each, Complete with tools and equipment necessary to whip up a simple meal, Ain\u2019t no Masterchef shit here, gotta start with basics first, Excitable teens quickly presenting … <\/p>\n