Here we go, the biggest night of your career, third time\u2019s a\ncharm, hopefully, the big prize dodged you twice already,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Past few years been a rough ride, box-office bombs and shit\n\u2018bout your personal life, least of which the entanglement with the wife, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
2022 was supposed to be a return to form, a redemption of\nsorts for you to reclaim the throne,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then things got underway, at first played out as expected,\n\u2018til the court jester took centre stage, what followed no one saw coming,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cracked a joke that involved the missus, initially had you\nlaughing but damn, she was steaming, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Off you strode up onto the stage, the smile long gone, smacked\nthat fool in the chops before casually walking off,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then cursed him out loud, twice, \u2018Keep my wife\u2019s name out\nyour fuckin\u2019 mouth\u2019, nice,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Got him lost for words while everyone present turned to\nstone, not long after they declared you the winner, got you all emotional, the\ntears they did roll,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So you\u2019re going home a winner, but it\u2019s a lot more\ncomplicated, Brother,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You made a damn fool of yourself, they\u2019re talking \u2018bout it\nall over, in tones that hardly serve to flatter,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No award\u2019s gonna undo the damage, way to throw your brand\naway,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Career now on life support, never know if or when they\u2019ll\npull the chord,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You played yourself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Felt the need to defend your wife\u2019s honour, well that part\nis understandable,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not sure if his verbal missiles were directly even aimed at\nher, could\u2019ve only been about the film that he\u2019d mentioned,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevertheless you could\u2019ve and should\u2019ve handled it better,\nwhat got into ya?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You were laughing just seconds ago, come on, Bro, why flip\nthe switch to aggro?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did she tell you to sort him out right there and then? Her\nnon-reaction\u2019s kinda telling,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Could\u2019ve stopped you from making the front pages but sat\nthere just keeping her quiet,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Could\u2019ve handled it like a grown adult would, taken him\naside then chew him for being so rude,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tell him he\u2019s out of pocket for that bullshit, that the\nmissus wasn\u2019t having it,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Way to provide your critics with extra ammunition, the ones saying\nshe has your balls in a death grip,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Owns your heart and soul like a female mantis, day by day\nmanipulating,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They\u2019re saying, also, that you were just trying to act all\nhard and macho,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Still competing with the slain rapper that she still diggin\u2019,\ngotta bury the notion that you\u2019re soft like napkins, that you, too, can somehow\nbe masculine,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not gonna touch them August jokes, that\u2019s for another post,\nbut they\u2019re still out there, Friend, branding you the second letter of the\nGreek alphabet,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And of course the C and S words rhyming with buck and shrimp,\nonly gets worse from here, better get a grip,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They might take that prize from you, that \u2018nice cool guy\u2019\nrep in a shambles,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Probably won\u2019t be invited next year or to the one right after,\n\u2018cuz you got caught up in your feelings like a sucker,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Throwing hands to combat temporary emotions, such behavior\u2019s\nunbecoming of a responsible adult, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Count your lucky stars he ain\u2019t pressing charges, could\u2019ve\nhad five-o on your ass after that career revival,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As for your fellow winners and attendees way to ruin their\nnight, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stole their thunder and made it all \u2018bout you, if you\u2019re\npunished, well, it kinda serves you right,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Time will tell if this\u2019ll blow over, hopefully it won\u2019t be a\ncareer-killer,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In any case, congrats on the win, Sir, third time turned out\nto be a charm, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just a damn shame that in the end you\u2019d done less good and plenty\nof harm,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You played yourself. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Here we go, the biggest night of your career, third time\u2019s a charm, hopefully, the big prize dodged you twice already, Past few years been a rough ride, box-office bombs and shit \u2018bout your personal life, least of which the entanglement with the wife, 2022 was supposed to be a return to form, a redemption … <\/p>\n