This is it, another turkey ready for bastin\u2019 and roastin\u2019,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dream jobs in the scrapheap thanks to L\u2019s of the\nself-inflicted variety,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Losing your gig \u2018cuz of leaked dick picks nothing short of\nidiotic,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But let\u2019s take a look at one poor fool who only had one job\nto do,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sent up north for an interview, an exclusive, too, for good\nmeasure,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The envy of your peers and rivals, scored a win for your\nbeloved Network,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She\u2019s the hottest star in world of pop music, but don\u2019t call\nher a comeback queen,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Been around for years, recharged her batteries before\nreturning to the scene,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So off you went, hopped on the plane, travelled to an\nopposing timezone,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Touched down ready to rumble, got yourself comfortable,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then the interview started, here\u2019s your moment, go out there\nand get it,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But just like that it was mission failure, a glaring\nomission brought about your undoing,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Admitted to her you didn\u2019t listen to her album, of course\nshe was gonna be offended,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How you gonna rock up to a professional setting woefully under-prepped for it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just like that she\u2019s storming out the room, ain\u2019t nothing\nyou can do about it,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your golden moment crashed and burned like the Hindenburg,\nno excuses can soften it,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gob off all you want \u2018bout missed e-mails, ain\u2019t nobody\nbuying that shit,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You done played around IG during that special assignment,\nsurely the real pros would\u2019ve checked their e-mails for anything last-minute,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At the very least you\u2019d gather background info of your subject,\nimmerse yourself in their latest projects,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You\u2019ve been on the job long enough, your lame excuses don\u2019t\ncarry much water,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s a long trip back down under, prepare to face the music,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enjoy that two-week suspension, your dumb ass surely has\nearned it,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Take the L on the chin, Bro, it\u2019s the least you can do to\nsalvage that rep,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But while you\u2019re at it hang your head down in shame, Dude\nyou played yourself!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This is it, another turkey ready for bastin\u2019 and roastin\u2019, Dream jobs in the scrapheap thanks to L\u2019s of the self-inflicted variety, Losing your gig \u2018cuz of leaked dick picks nothing short of idiotic, But let\u2019s take a look at one poor fool who only had one job to do, Sent up north for an … <\/p>\n