This is it, the moment of truth, a big highlight of your\nfighting career,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Off to Vegas, the Hall Of Fame awaits, \u2018twas a bumpy road\nfor you to get here,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Showed up looking slick, accompanied by fianc\u00e9 and kids,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inducted after all these years, took plenty of blood, sweat\nand tears,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you blew it all in such a big way,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Went from hero to zero quicker than a cheetah on a chase,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Went out with your boys, partied the night away,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Returned to your hotel room in a very bad way,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Missus was sleeping, awoke to find you there, asked what was\nup, like a dutiful partner that cared,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018Going to the strip club\u2019, said you, naturally she wasn\u2019t\nhaving it,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
An argument ensued, the culmination of recent couple\nproblems,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One thing led to another, soon she\u2019s at the front desk\ncrying, asking for an extra key,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They noticed blood on her before the kids asked if they can\ncall the police,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Five-O picked you up, you were in real bad shape, still\nseething from that confrontation with the missus while the booze still got you\nagitated,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enough for you to head-butt their shop, smooth move, Bruh,\nlike it\u2019ll help your case,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before you joked that you could take \u2018em on, nah, Bruh, these\ncops ain\u2019t playing,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now your fans are leaving in droves, after they\u2019d stuck with\nyou through thick and thin,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Call it the straw that broke that proverbial camel, gonna be\nmighty tough trying to come back from this,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
YOU PLAYED YOURSELF.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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This is just the latest chapter of your many run-ins with the law,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In and out the UFC, you\u2019ve been here before,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vowing to change every time, talking \u2018bout Jesus and soul\nsearching,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But again and again you\u2019re the boy crying wolf, fucking up,\nlying and cheating,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Illegal tactics inside the cage, starting fights during\npress conferences,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Four years in a row where you came up hot in routine drug\ntests,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then there\u2019s the ugly stuff, seguing over to the\nunforgivable, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How you ain\u2019t done hard time sure makes the mind boggle,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acting the fool under the booze, and assaulting a waitress? What\na bitch move,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then there\u2019s your performance in 2015, that hit-and-run a\nfurther stain on your legacy,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Didn\u2019t even bother checking the victim, just a reminder, she\nwas also pregnant,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rushed back to the scene to collect your cash and drugs, her\nwelfare and that of her kid of little to no consequence,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Quite the rap sheet you\u2019d built up, common denominator being\nthat you were blotto,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Way to give your growing army of detractors with plenty of\nammo,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And now domestic violence against the mother of your\nchildren, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well played, Champ,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now one of your little ones called the cops on Daddy Dearest,\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Those sociopath accusations flying around fast,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Way to be the type of man you wouldn\u2019t want for your\ndaughters,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even Dana can\u2019t bail your ass, simply no coming back from\nthis,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That court date looms for the twenty-sixth, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Congrats on the Hall Of Fame, now get ready to face the\nmusic,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
YOU PLAYED YOURSELF.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This is it, the moment of truth, a big highlight of your fighting career, Off to Vegas, the Hall Of Fame awaits, \u2018twas a bumpy road for you to get here, Showed up looking slick, accompanied by fianc\u00e9 and kids, Inducted after all these years, took plenty of blood, sweat and tears, Then you blew … <\/p>\n