Here we go, another tale regarding the perils of\nfoolishness,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Another case of playing stupid games leading to stupid\nprizes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That pandemic on high once more, running riot like the year\nbefore,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Idiot behaviour comin\u2019 to the fore, dumbass panic buyers\nagain out in force,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But \u2018nuff\u2019s been said about them, let\u2019s shine a light on a\ncouple of blokes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Flipped the bird at the rules and treated warnings like a\njoke,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The sun been shinin\u2019 as of late, the winter chill done hit\nthe brakes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Took advantage of it, get that tan goin\u2019 to separate, differentiate\nthemselves from those bundled-up and shaded a winter-pale,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Headed deep into bushland, away from prying eyes, stripped\ndown in the buff to even out all sides,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just when it appeared you\u2019d get away scot-free, a deer\ninterrupted your little party,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Peeping Tom sent y\u2019all running, deeper into the forest with\nno GPS or compass,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Didn\u2019t take long for your worst fears to manifest,\nhopelessly lost right in the middle of the forest,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In your infinite wisdom, done left your shit in the truck,\nstill got your phones, though, your lone stroke of good luck,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Called triple-zero, \u2018fessed up to your actions, receiver\nmust\u2019ve been trying hard to stifle laughter,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thought the day would go down smooth, that y\u2019all wouldn\u2019t be\ncaught in the nude,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A deer changed all that, then the coppers summoned to save\nyour asses, too,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now your hijinks made news headlines, a four-digit fine,\neach, was icing on the cake,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No doubt the punchline of many a bad joke, earned that shit\nthe hard way,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hang your heads in shame, foiled by your own acts of\nfoolishness,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It wasn\u2019t gonna end well, guys, you both done played\nyourselves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Here we go, another tale regarding the perils of foolishness, Another case of playing stupid games leading to stupid prizes, That pandemic on high once more, running riot like the year before, Idiot behaviour comin\u2019 to the fore, dumbass panic buyers again out in force, But \u2018nuff\u2019s been said about them, let\u2019s shine a light … <\/p>\n