Dear Nice Guy,
Once again you\u2019re coming home empty handed,
Still flying solo, the position of co-pilot remains vacant,\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0
Dressed to impress, maybe overdid it, it\u2019s a Saturday night though, so no shits given,
Headed out several hours prior, expecting to hit a homer,
\u2018I\u2019m a nice guy,\u2019 says you, \u2018the type that girls should be fawnin\u2019 over,\u2019
\u2018I ain\u2019t a jerk like the others, I\u2019ll treat her nice and proper,\u201d
\u201cYes sir, I\u2019ll be getting some later,\u201d
Cute story, Bro, but your history suggests otherwise, that list of lovers sits at zero, you\u2019re just one of those guys,
The ones that girls hate because your approach is so fake,
You lock onto a potential target, sell yourself like a sleazy preacher with that nice guy role you\u2019re overplaying, but the night would end with your crash-landing,
See, you played nice just to get into her pants, proved to be another snake in the grass, no wonder she dumped your stupid ass,
Now you\u2019re home, sitting on the couch and drowning your sorrows, before washing off the humiliation then crawling off to bed alone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Day after day you wonder why no woman\u2019s checking for ya,
Couples all around and you\u2019re Nigel sulking in the corner,
Hate to break it to ya but it\u2019s not that females are flaky and complicated, they ain\u2019t swerving good guys for jerks and degenerates, they\u2019re lies you cling to for self-preservation,
Look in the mirror to get to the root of the problem, yeah it\u2019s you, Bro, quit blaming the others,
Think back to every interaction with \u2018em, each and every woman,
You play white knight, damn near all-out simpin\u2019, promisin\u2019 her the world and everything in it,
Then when she decides to take her chances you go right for the jugular, demand she put out \u2018cuz nice guys deserve rewarding,
That\u2019s some creepy shit, Bro, you call yourself a gentleman? Now you\u2019re applying force and coercion, way to cross over to criminal,
Imagine if the tables were turned, think you can stomach it?
What if she had her sweet-as-sugar front on but in reality was milking and leading you on?
What if she made you feel like a million bucks only to use you for a few fucks?
Bet it would hurt like shingles, how do you like them apples?
You could\u2019ve retained some dignity, ironically, if you\u2019d admitted to just wanting to get freaky,
You turned out to be the jerk among men with your hidden motives and ultimatums,
Those so-called \u2018bad boys\u2019 are winnin\u2019 cuz they\u2019re all about their business,
Giving no fucks about opinions, defying fear and nerves and just going for it,
No signs of insecurities and trepidation when it comes to meeting women, being honest with \u2018em and laying all on the table,
Victory or defeat doesn\u2019t matter to \u2018em, they win or grow from the experience,
They\u2019re clear on what they\u2019re after, not ambushing like some fuckin\u2019 predator,
That\u2019s confidence and balls, dude, that\u2019s what real ones do,
Take a leaf from out their playbook, what have you to lose?
Drop that fake persona and hidden agenda, be genuine and see what happens,
Spare her your life story but be upfront with your intentions,
Whether it\u2019s a relationship you covet, the old hit it and quit it or just something casual,
Be out with it, Bro, you\u2019ll earn points for being honest,
And if you fall short don\u2019t kick up a fuss over it,
Don\u2019t beg and plead or get mad at her, she\u2019s entitled to her preferences,
You\u2019ll do yourself no favors in a world where bad deeds and attitudes go reported,
Realize you\u2019re not for everyone, don\u2019t waste time bitching about it, rise above that rejection, just keep on moving forward,
Work on yourself daily, level up to boost your chances,
Self-improvement begets self-confidence, you\u2019ll never play the fraud again,
Fortune favors the bold, Brother, the dating game\u2019s no different,
Honesty is the best policy, heed the words of Billy and tell her about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dear Nice Guy,Once again you\u2019re coming home empty handed,Still flying solo, the position of co-pilot remains vacant,\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dressed to impress, maybe overdid it, it\u2019s a Saturday night though, so no shits given,Headed out several hours prior, expecting to hit a homer,\u2018I\u2019m a nice guy,\u2019 says you, \u2018the type that girls should be fawnin\u2019 over,\u2019\u2018I ain\u2019t … <\/p>\n