Took the kid for a walk, a five-year old bundle of energy,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everyday wondering where the time\u2019s gone, she\u2019s growing up\nfast already,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Working from home most days to bond with her, these\nformative years are precious,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
More so than wads of cash and priceless diamonds, better\nenjoy her now before suitors come \u2018round knockin\u2019,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Took her to the park before a text message from the missus\nchanged y\u2019alls itinerary,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cCan you run down to the shops?\u201d you complied and replied\nwith a \u201cyes, sure, Honey.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hopped in the car and drove down to the nearest shopping\ncenter, detoured to the nearest newsagency to take a gander,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just for five minutes, tops, before carrying out the mission,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The little one set off running, beelined to where they\nstacked colored puzzle books and comics,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You hung back and checked out mags featuring cars and sports\nand what\u2019s printed on today\u2019s papers,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Peeped over towards her, gotta keep her within your field of\nvision,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ruffled her hair as you passed her, allowed her to continue\nperusing,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
While you slinked over the other side, the shelf that featured\nsubjects that were forbidden,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That\u2019s secret men\u2019s business, the type that featured titles\nwith near-naked chicks on the cover,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tried to keep it discreet but your moment of perving\u2019s \u2018bout\nto be shattered,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The little one wonders over wide-eyed as to what you\u2019ve been\nogling,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDaddy why are you looking at dirty magazines!?\u201d she\nscreeched,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Good lucky tryin\u2019a convince her that a man\u2019s got needs,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Folks within earshot are eyeing you like you tripped the\nlunk alarm at Planet Fitness,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some are snickering while you\u2019re blushing, no smooth path to\nget away from all this,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There\u2019s a time for everything, Bruh, that\u2019s what\nEcclesiastes and the Byrds were on about,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Can\u2019t do that shit while kids are present, congrats you done\ngot caught out,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You walk out of there with her to the sound of muffled\nlaughter, you should have known better,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bowin\u2019 to temptation\u2019s a sign of weakness, fool, ya played\nyourself!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Took the kid for a walk, a five-year old bundle of energy, Everyday wondering where the time\u2019s gone, she\u2019s growing up fast already, Working from home most days to bond with her, these formative years are precious, More so than wads of cash and priceless diamonds, better enjoy her now before suitors come \u2018round knockin\u2019, … <\/p>\n