{"id":327,"date":"2019-06-27T08:51:41","date_gmt":"2019-06-27T08:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/?p=327"},"modified":"2019-06-27T08:51:41","modified_gmt":"2019-06-27T08:51:41","slug":"gangstas-paradise-right-on-the-button","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/?p=327","title":{"rendered":"Gangsta&#8217;s Paradise: Right On The Button"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I remember bumpin&#8217; to this tune way back in &#8217;96,<br>Coolio killed it with this joint before his career hit the skids,<br>&#8217;twas a big hit for us 90s kids,<br>probably the closest we&#8217;d come to being gangsters, bloods or crips,<br>also took me back to one particular day,<br>one filled with thrills, spills and a whole lot of pain,<br>It was just another day, a game of soccer under the sun,<br>lunchtime ritual away from class, it&#8217;s time for some fun,<br>didn&#8217;t need to be a pro to be all in,<br>just needed heart and a child-like desire to win,<br>been a long time but I can still recall when the cocky young peacock tamed the hulking behemoth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We all picked sides, ain&#8217;t nobody wanted to be the keeper,<br>one conceded goal will see that dude taken to the cleaners,<br>never mind if their teammates left them hanging and wide-open,<br>the blame falls on them, always, they&#8217;re gonna have to pay for it,<br>that role fell to me more often than not,<br>Ain&#8217;t no magician with the ball might as well block all those shots,<br>I watched from my post as the others dribbled, passed and slid,<br>spinning and posturing, channeling their inner Lionel Messi,<br>forget a friendly match, these park games were wars,<br>such is the mind of a child, it was win-at-all costs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Against the backdrop of that peaceful, early afternoon calm,<br>the young men whooped and hollered as they kicked that ball around,<br>orders were shouted like some <em>Saving Private Ryan <\/em>shit,<br>at times it got heated but was left in the pitch,<br>twenty minutes of game time before heading back to class,<br>to silently pray that the time would go by fast,<br>this day was different, something was imminent,<br>a free kick was called, lunchtime&#8217;s over in 10 minutes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A slick striker, let&#8217;s call him Rick, offered to take the kick,<br>a successful last-grab would crown him king of the kids,<br>but standing before him was a menacing brick wall,<br>let&#8217;s call him Don, that kid was built like a mini Incredible Hulk,<br>like a scene from an old western film the young men eyeballed one another,<br>one of them would fall before lunchtime was over. <br>Rick was ready to take his shot but Don was too close,<br>&#8220;better get back,&#8221; warned Rick, &#8220;this shot&#8217;s no joke,&#8221;<br><br>Brimming with ego and bluster, the big ogre scoffed<br>&#8220;shut up and kick!&#8221; he roared, &#8220;you&#8217;re not getting shit off!&#8221;<br>he set up in front of Rick, almost in a sumo squat,<br>that ball shall not pass, no, not on his watch,<br>so Rick took his shot, a loud boom echoed immediately,<br>down went Don, clutching his jewels, vomiting profusely,<br>shit was colored purple, damn, Boy, what &#8216;cha been eating!?<br>his aura of intimidation shattered, poor Don&#8217;s arrogance melted into weeping.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tears streamed down his face as he rolled about in agony,<br>feeling as though he&#8217;d been castrated or undergone a vasectomy,<br>both warring factions gathered around the fallen beast,<br>with a mixture of concern and stifled laughter, topped off with disbelief,<br>Rick couldn&#8217;t care less about the scene that he&#8217;d caused,<br>&#8220;I warned him,&#8221; said he, &#8220;not to stand too close to the ball.&#8221;<br>just like that, the game was done, the bell was imminent,<br>took three lads to help Donnie to his feet, the pain between his legs worse than the sting of defeat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s one particular incident that I can recall vividly,<br>from my enormous storehouse of childhood memories,<br>learn from Donnie&#8217;s error, stay humble, be confident but not cocky,<br>life will even the score, always, sometimes sadistically. <br><br><br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br> <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remember bumpin&#8217; to this tune way back in &#8217;96,Coolio killed it with this joint before his career hit the skids,&#8217;twas a big hit for us 90s kids,probably the closest we&#8217;d come to being gangsters, bloods or crips,also took me back to one particular day,one filled with thrills, spills and a whole lot of pain,It &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/?p=327\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Gangsta&#8217;s Paradise: Right On The Button&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}