{"id":301,"date":"2019-05-24T06:35:19","date_gmt":"2019-05-24T06:35:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/?p=301"},"modified":"2019-05-24T06:35:19","modified_gmt":"2019-05-24T06:35:19","slug":"paint-it-black-man-with-a-bat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/?p=301","title":{"rendered":"Paint it black: Man With A Bat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Another work day ends, feeling drained, glad it&#8217;s out the way,<br>feeling proud, I dare say, I sure earned that payday,<br>hopped aboard the train following a ten-minute wait,<br>accompanied by droopy-eyed commuters ready to hit the hay,<br>among them was a dude dressed in sweats, hardly looking dapper,<br>carrying a duffel bag with a cricket bat poking through the zipper.<br>lookin&#8217; like he&#8217;d just rolled out of bed and fell to the floor,<br>staring vacantly at the door, perhaps deep in thought.<br>The doors closed, the train sighed, then we were on our way,<br>I sat back and daydreamed, bumpy tracks slightly made my neck sway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was a quiet journey to my stop, I was in danger of nodding off,<br>can&#8217;t sleep now, though, after fifteen I&#8217;ll be stepping off,<br>the sun was setting, peak hour traffic had kicked-in,<br>the cars outside were crawling, must be real frustrating,<br>sharing this tube with fellow workers coming off the grind,<br>school students chatting making a racket but I don&#8217;t really mind,<br>then it started, ear-splitting blasts filled the carriage,<br>One after the other like shotgun blasts, sounds of chaos and carnage,<br>That man with the bat turned out to be bat shit bonkers,<br>bashing his seat and tossing up fluff and feathers,<br>fighting off an enemy only he could see,<br>perhaps the product of drug-induced fantasy, <br>he uttered not a word, his face said it all,<br>eyes wide, teeth bared, had him looking like <em>Jaws<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Those sleepy commuters now on their toes dialling triple-0,<br>I guess the cops will deal with this bat-wielding psycho,<br>that&#8217;s where I get off, here it comes, I make a beeline for the other door,<br>don&#8217;t want no smoke from fool, one swing to the head I&#8217;ll be on the floor,<br>station attendants and police run towards the train, cuffs at the ready, <br>I leave the station, the heavy beating of bat to seat slowly fading.<br><br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another work day ends, feeling drained, glad it&#8217;s out the way,feeling proud, I dare say, I sure earned that payday,hopped aboard the train following a ten-minute wait,accompanied by droopy-eyed commuters ready to hit the hay,among them was a dude dressed in sweats, hardly looking dapper,carrying a duffel bag with a cricket bat poking through the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/?p=301\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Paint it black: Man With A Bat&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/musicalmemories.whereishome.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}